What if men could carry babies?

I recently heard that there's been a rumor going around of a guy being pregnant. I asked around, and am pretty sure it's false. I believe that many things are possible, but a man carrying a baby!!! That's crazy! That would go against every "man law" there is (pun intended...lol...come on; is there really a such thing as a man law?). I can't imagine my wife telling me, "Baby you ready to carry the next one? I've carried the last two, so it's your turn." What!? I would be held literally speechless. One, it's physically impossible for men to carry babies, because it isn't within our given structure to support another life inside of us. I could get technical, but what for right now. I'm keeping this as simple as possible. There's just no way. Why change something like this if you could. Change is always good, but people today like to force things that shouldn't be (tangent-->case in point ligers. have you seen those things! they're monstrous!). I have nothing against people who are gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, or transgender, but don't try to have things that you weren't meant to have. For example, if you don't have a penis, what do you need one for; if you don't have a vagina, why; if you can't carry babies, who in their right man would want to (excluding woman who can't physically carry babies due to a genetic defect, my heart goes out to them)! I'm a heterosexual male who loves women and that's me. You cannot knock my hustle and no one should ever knock your hustle (shout out to Jay-Z...lol). All I know is I will never carry a baby. That's that. Oh, and also, people just are content with who they are. Just be you. I'm confused how people get breast implants, breast reductions (i feel David Chappelle, because if you have big breasts, then do some exercises for your back to strengthen so you can supoprt those big mellons...lol) penis enlargements (if you don't have a big penis that just means you weren't meant to be a porn star and you'll be practicing felatio alot...lmao...i'm too funny, and i'm not at a disadvantage, for I was blessed by God...shout out to God) fake calves, nose jobs, chin jobs, etc etc etc. The list can go on and on of numerous things that people are insecure of. Like Kat Williams said, "It's called self-esteem! Esteem of your mutha-f%*&ing self!" Be happy with what you got. I'm gonna write a whole other entry on that as well. Peace