Skinny Jeans? How about Hammer Pants!

This is absolutely hilarious! If I was in this store shopping I would've been frozen stiff and then overcome with laughter for a good 30 minutes afterward...LOL!



Notable Comment:
"In 2020 this could be done again...but doing the crank dat souljah boy!" -akguzman(via youtube)

What Single Women Can Learn From Michelle

"Women and men alike have an archetype figure that exemplifies everything that they look for in a potential significant other."
[If you agree or disagree leave a response as to why]

Since Barack Obama has been elected as our new President the Obamas have been center stage. They're not even sweating, and that's a normal body function when a hot spotlight is directed at you. Needless to say they may not have a physical spotlight on them, but this is one of the greatest families the public--better yet the African American community--has seen since the Cosby Show.

I can easily imagine young guys thinking, "Forget about Halle Berry, Nia Long and Kerry Washington. I need a 'Michelle Obama' in my life right now!" She is single-handedly shifting the paradigm for African-American women, or at least I would hope so. Too often prominent figures in politics, music or the entertainment industry are associated with multiple divorces (one alone is still bad in my book...think about those words that are exchanged at your average American wedding...that says enough), infidelity, and unpaid child support. What a breath of fresh air to have a near perfect family and President. They have their ups-and-downs like all of us but what matters is how they have triumphed and reached the White House. The meridian of all positions here in the US.

I would like to believe that single, married, and committed men are being challenged by Barack. I'm a Christian, so Jesus Christ is what I try to reach. I fail a lot, but I try. So if you're an Atheist or you choose not to believe in any higher being I hope that Barack is pushing you to be a better man. He loves sports, which he plays on a regularly. He wakes up early in the morning and works out routinely. He has two beautiful daughters and a little dog. He has a beautiful wife in Michelle who is supportive, well spoken, and has an amazing (in the public's eye) relationship with Barack Obama. They seem to get along very well. If anyone notices very often the are playful in public when times permits. Obviously there is a lot that we simply aren't able to hear or see, but what we are able to view and hear is enough to catch everyone's hearts and attention.

I recently came across this article on the web, which is the reason I chose the title for this post: "What Single Women Can Learn From Michelle". What they can learn from Michelle is simply that you have venture outside of the norm. That's it. Barack's character is near spotless, but as a man he is an all around average guy. Shades of an expensive and prestigious educational background tower over his speech. His physique does not mirror an action-figure, but rather a man who is in pretty good shape. I sometimes envision Hitch previously training Barack to keep his "two step" within the respectable boundaries, so it's not too dorky or forced. If he wasn't the President of the United States of America a lot of women wouldn't pay him much mind. There are guys that have a similar style that single women cross paths with and pass right on by without even noticing. It's time women start noticing, that is, if they hope to truly find someone special instead of searching for that archetypal figure that either breaks their heart or isn't ever really that into them.

Is this a solution to they're problem? Maybe. Probably only for those that are truly looking for someone, though. There are women and men alike who are comfortable--maybe even complacent--with being single. To each his/her own, right? Right.

Single men can learn from Barack as well. I'll leave that for another post. I look forward to reading your responses and comments. The article is linked below:

What Single Women Can Learn From Michelle

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A Different Drug Problem

Someone in the age 50+ wrote this, but I thought it was ill either way. I'm the type of person who could sit down and listen to an elder woman or man talk about their life story and everything in between from beginning to end (i.e. if I have the time...lol). It's always good to view something from the perspective of someone else...

Cordiality...

Rude...
Standoffish...
Serious facial expression...

...Any of these describe your everyday visage? I hope not, because it isn't always the best way to greet someone. Granted most of the people we see on a day-to-day basis we do not even know, but still we are human beings, right?

I know I constantly repeat how I choose not to listen to an MP3 player while riding the train, walking, or any kind of traveling, but that's just me. Being aware of what goes on around my environment, hearing myself think, and occasionally listening in to what others are talking about is what I like to do. So, I choose to carry my smile with me everywhere I go. If I don't have a smile on my face then I'm most likely deep in thought.

You just never know who might walk up to you and start a conversation. It might be a friend you haven't seen in a long time, somebody that recognizes you but you may not necessarily recognize them, or it just might be someone that might be your link to a new job, opportunity, or shared common goal. I prefer to be cordial, but people will be themselves and there's nothing wrong with that.

Cordial greetings should produce affable smiles. If people believe I have a "Cordiality" sign on the top of my forehead I think that's absolutely awesome. I enjoy giving directions, my opinion, and listening to others. It's but another chance to learn something new outside of your normal activities.

When one is no longer able to stop and stand in awe, that is when life is no longer worth living. Would you agree?

Cordial or Standoffish?

I will leave you with a possible scenario. You just never know who you might be next to in the elevator, on the train or waiting to cross the street. A "not so extreme case" may be an individual standing next to you that looks like their day isn't going to get any better. That person might be preparing their very own demise. That night they may commit suicide. What if they whispered something under their breathe and you caught just enough to know something was wrong with that person. Would you entertain a conversation or walk away? Depending on your answer may depend on whether or not that person lives or dies...

AIDS Walk NY 2009

So collectively New Yorkers were able to raise $5.6 million for AIDS, which continues to threaten not only NYC, but worldwide. From strain 1 to strain 2. From CCR2 haplotype to CCR5 haplotype the HIV virus is very diverse and trying to develop a vaccine still proves to be a long, drawn-out, unattainable, arduous process. Scientists and researchers still push on though, and those that are in the lab and those that don't even work in the field choose to walk for a great cause.

I was up at 7:30 AM in order to meet my fraternity brothers at 8:30 AM. It's drizzling and then to my dismay it doesn't get started until 10 AM :-\ So we waited...

...There were tons and tons of teams. People had donuts, croissants, orange juice, and many more breakfast condiments to sustain the anxious walkers. What was a surprise to many people, including myself, was the large turnout of young walkers! I mean high school students and a slew of college students and organizations.



I would have rather ran the 5 miles, but walking it seemed forever! My legs were so fatigued after completing the 5 mile trek in about 3 hours. It was for a good cause, so I did my part and went right to sleep. There were tons of cross dressers and the most random old man with his little dog:



I feel for that little dog. No expression in the face at all. The dog was either very angry at the forced get up or extremely confident that no other dog was as fabulous as she/he (wasn't sure about the dog's gender...i wouldn't be surprised if he/she was transgender). Overall a good walk for a good cause, and I'll leave a photo with a message for all those promiscuous gigolos out there:

"Use Condom Sense"

Obama brushes dirt of his shoulder yet again...

Over the past couple of weeks there has been a lot of controversy about Obama giving the commencement speech at the University of Notre Dame, which is a Catholic institution of, supposedly, higher learning and at the same time against abortion. I'm sure everyone was well aware of Obama's stance on abortion and that of Notre Dame. Who give's a rat's "arse" (check Old English dictionary)! The topic of abortion, or let alone someone's opinion on it has nothing to do with the commencement of the class of 2009. This can be added to the long laundry list of unwashed events of church not being separated from state. I'm sure that there are converted atheists, satanists, Buddhists, and a smorgasbord of other faiths or followings at Notre Dame that they aren't aware of (Note: I'm not entirely sure if this is true, but I haven't and will not carry out this task/survey to find out). I am also certain that there are a few women, and men who talked women into getting an abortion off campus, so that their either their fresh, brand-new college career, or their almost completed degree would not have to be halted prematurely by a newborn infant and all the of responsibilities that come along with that bundle of joy (Ditto here as well).

I don't champion ill-willed, traditional, old farts stuck in their ways who know this is American and pick-and-choose a controversial topic as their own covert way to let everyone know that they are still not comfortable with having a half-White, half-African-American President in Office (Yes! Racism is still alive and well just under the radar and people avoid from using the "r" word...lol).

This is absolutely ridiculous! Can a brother live?! I am thoroughly disgusted with Arizona State University in not conferring an honorary degree to President Obama! He joked about being one-for-two when he was conferred an honorary degree at Notre Dame.

I guess people are finding any and all ways to somehow oppose Barack Obama. All I can do is shake my head [SMH] in confusion.

Personally, I am one of the most conservative people there is to know, but as time passes I have made the proper segue into the future in not just accepting new paradigm shifts of our contemporary thinkers [but listening, observing, and applying knowledge gained through my own experiences]. After such activities I formulate my OWN opinion of the matter and choose to support it or not. I respect Obama's stance on abortion and champion how he goes about approaching the topic wherever he may go. He is not a coward and he does not back down from those that oppose his beliefs. He tries to find the common ground.

I am pro-abortion, but if I was a woman I wouldn't abort it. Obviously I am not a woman and would never face that situation....

In my awkward analogous tone:
I firmly believe that if you start contracting jobs as a "certified plumber" (wink, wink) then you should follow through with the work if something was to come up that the customer wanted to get done. You get my drift?

In my simple, laid out tone (not necessarily as fun for me):
I firmly believe that if you start having sex (i.e. if you're the male) then you should be prepared to bring a child into this world, if by chance the woman is against abortion and chooses to have the baby, for it is always the WOMAN'S choice.

Abortion is a whole other topic I will approach in another post...Oh, and I can't forget to shout all the silent protesters at Notre Dame for being soft. If your going to protest someone or something GO HARD or go home. What a shame. You're not saying anything if you have baby feet on the top of the cap (saw that protester on the news and felt a certain way about it). You would be better of putting "HIRE ME" on the top of your cap. Maybe a potential employer could be in the rafters waiting to give you a job due to the laughter and he received from seeing your request on your cap (*shrugs shoulders*)...

...here is an example of people finding any and all excuses to somehow not get down with "Viva La Obama"...check it out:



...I would have to say James Harrison is an ignorant fool...smh

TURN MY SWAGG OFF!!! UGH!!

I have been putting this post off to the side for quite some time. I wasn't ready to delve into this subject matter, so I patiently waited until the time was right. That time is today! LOL! SWAGG/SWAGGA/SWAGGER is reminiscent of what BLING-BLING was way back when. I can't even recall when that word first started getting used so often. My only quarrels with this word are that it's getting "played out"! I've heard it enough and let's be real people, there are other viable words that have been used for centuries instead of SWAGGER. This is a word that has been used mainly for an individual's lack of brain activity. He simply couldn't find the word to say, and made one up. When it comes to a lot of things I may be a little old school, but when it comes to using the English language I choose to use it properly and not make up words. Let's work with a concrete example: Lebron James. I am a huge basketball fan, so many analogies and references will most likely be made to the NBA or involving a basketball. If someone were to say Lebron has a lot of SWAGGER I would interject with the following statement:

"Lebron James is by far one of the most intelligent, knowledgeable, and driven individuals I have ever seen come through the NBA. He has used the NBA as his cornerstone and sprouted millions and millions of dollars of his own money, and tons of money for other people. He makes other people look good. He may not be the most handsome men, but what matters most is on the inside of LBJ. He has heart, makes those around him better, and his work ethic has no comparison. He is funny, care-free, and wiser beyond his years. He doesn't carry himself like a 24 year old young man. I guess that's what happens when preparation meets opportunity."

Forget using SWAGGER! That for me relinquishes everything that will have followed that single word. Find the words and ways to express yourself without using some simple jargon. But I'm just FiGZ. I still read the King James version of the Bible, and I happen to love Shakespeare.